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For those of you that equate the word essential oil exclusively to Young Living and doTerra, prepare for me to blow your mind. You’re welcome.
SIMPLY EARTH, based in Wisconsin, is a young, innovative, and family run essential oil brand offering 100% pure essential oils. MISSION: To make your home natural. Moreover, quality testing of all oils are displayed in the form of GC/MS reports. Hold up:
What is a GC/MS report?
The “fingerprint” of any particular batch of essential oil (Stillpoint Aromatics, 2016). Comparable to blood testing in humans, a “GC/MS report” provides the unique identity and properties of the oil (i.e., the chemical components that make up the oil) (Stillpoint Aromatics, 2016).
WHY ‘SIMPLY EARTH’ EO’S?
⋒ SIMPLY EARTH offers an affordable, fun, and unique monthly essential oils recipe box subscription. For just $39 | month ($100 + value), you will receive 4 x 15 ml bottles of essential oils, 6 x recipe cards (using the provided oils), and all of the supplies needed to complete said recipes (i.e., bottles, trendy sticker labels, carrier oils, etc.).
⋒ [As previously mentioned], essential oils are 100% pure, undiluted, GC/MS tested, and, “loved from farm to bottle.”
⋒ [As previously mentioned], SIMPLY EARTH has all the root-y, down-to-earth, mama + pop feels. Upon subscription, gain access to their exclusive “Simply Earth Recipe Box” Facebook page, where they provide the ultimate 411. Did I make mention that their customer service is incredible?
⋒ When you shop SIMPLY EARTH, 13% of profits are used to help fight human trafficking. Why 13%?
⋒ SIMPLY EARTH has a 365-return policy – 1 year y’all ⋒
⋒ Shipping is FREE on orders over $29 within the USA.
⋒ Need it now? Shop SIMPLY EARTH and enter code HOTMESSMAMAFREE to receive a $40 e-gift card with your first subscription box and bonus box.
THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
⋒ Theme-based (August’s theme: Skincare)
⋒ 4 X 100% pure [15 ml] essential oils, a mixture of singles and blends
⋒ 6 x recipe cards
⋒ The supplies necessary to re-create the recipes
⋒ $39 | month ($100 + value)
⋒ FREE ship ⋒
⋒ No yearly requirement, cancel at any point
⋒ Not interested in the following month’s “theme”? Simply skip it.
⋒ Does next month’s box contain an oil that you already have? Simply swap it out for one that you don’t already have. *Small $2.99 fee
⋒ FREE BONUS BOX (over $50 value):
⋒ New subscriber? Receive a FREE BONUS BOX (over a $50 value) with your first month’s box. Use code HOTMESSMAMAFREE and ALSO receive a $40 e-gift credit. How I used mine 👇
‘SIMPLY EARTH’S’ PRODUCT ARSENAL
⋒ 66 essential oil singles;
⋒ 9 essential oil blends;
⋒ 25 roll-ons; and,
⋒ 6 carrier oils.
In addition to the following, SIMPLY EARTH also provides STARTER SETS, GIFTS, and ACCESSORIES: Diffusers, bottles, [bottle] labels, and jewelry.
DIY CLEAR SKIN ROLL-ON
1. Add essential oils to roll-on bottle.
2. Fill the rest of the way with Almond Oil. Swirl to mix.
TO USE: Apply directly to acne affected areas as needed.
NOTE: This is a higher dilution that we would normally use for the face. It is intended for acne-affected areas ONLY.
What are y’alls thoughts? Have you tried SIMPLY EARTH’s essential oils? Are you a SIMPLY EARTH junkie, already enrolled in their monthly subscription box program? Do you want to be?
⋒ PROMOTIONALS ⋒
USE: ALYSSACFREE FOR YOUR FIRST BOX + BONUS BOX FREE
USE: HOTMESSMAMAFREE FOR YOUR FREE BONUS BOX + A $40 E-GIFT CARD